Javiera. Chilean. 22 years. Jedi. Dhampir. Dragon Rider. Impala driver. Hunter. Pirate.

I breath, eat and love J2. My OTP is Wincest. I'm going to be a vet. Hablo español y a veces hablo spanglish.

Crushes; Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Hayden Christensen, Orlando Bloom, Jessica Biel, Odette Yustman, Rose Byrne, Teresa Palmer, Natalie Portman & Matt Lanter.


soldierdown >> ackles-maniac

i cybered on omegle today 

• You: hi
• Stranger: hey
• You: wanna cyber
• Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
• You: ya
• Stranger: And okay then, you start?
• You: i come into ur bedroom
• You: and ur sleeping
• You: and i crawl under your blanket
• Stranger: I'm still asleep
• You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
• You: and u wake up and smile
• Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
• You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
• You: cutting off your penis
• Stranger: wait
• You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
• Stranger: Then what...?
• You: I HATE YOU
• Stranger: I didn't cheat
• You: you bleed to death in your bed
• Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
• You: nobody ever knows what happened
• You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
• You: the end
• Stranger: I have a mercedes?
• You: not anymore faggot
•  Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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Anakin and Padmé Logic. 

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mrshaleydeanwinchesterackles:

Dean Winchester - Super Sexual Appreciation

requested by Carl

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I crave intimacy right now. Warm, loving embraces with both playful and passionate kisses. Intertwined fingers and talking about anything and everything until we fall asleep in each other’s arms. 

(Source: sexualchemistry)

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long distance relationships

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“Mother of Dragons,” It was a mere whisper that fell from lips of the the man clad in black as he looked into her violet eyes.

“Hello, Jon Snow.” Her face was coldly stern but her out-stretched hand seemed as warm as her dragon’s fire as she held it out to shake his.

The bastard took it in his own, hiding the shiver than ran down his spine and radiated through him like the heat from the large fires that were built while his time on the wall.

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favorite Jon caps per episode
→1.02 The Kingsroad←

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cosmo sex tip #666 

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

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